You Like Dick Girly???

His e-mail to me read:  "You like dick girly?"

I responded, “Who’s Dick Girly?”

This forty-six year old man and I seem to not share the belief that punctuation and manners are everything because, “You like dick girly?” was the first phrase he said to me.  I always wonder what makes people forget common courtesy, because I believe they would realize that’s not an appropriate introduction upon making someone’s acquaintance in public.

I've always been out about who I am and the lifestyles I enjoy but, the flip side of the coin is that it creates an influx of e-mail from people who have already objectified me without my consent.

Many of those who e-mail seem to believe I exist for their pleasure, no more or no less.  They also seem to feel I do not deserve polite conversation, due to the fact I am open about aspects of my sex life.

I’d like to answer his question of “Do I like dick?” here and now, in a way at least Dr. Theodore Seuss could appreciate.  

I do like them
in a house.
I do like them
with a mouse.
I do like them
here or there.
I do like them
anywhere.

I would like one
in a box.
I would like one
with a fox.

(And, I might even like two.)

While I might have many nicknames, “Girly” isn’t one of them.  And, I like dick.

But I like people more, and love dicks attached to men who know, care for, and respect me.

So, be more than a dick, and you might get more action for yours.